my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog
I secretly wish that I will be in a situation where I will pull the pin of a grenade so I can use this line.
you’re such a b**** (bagel)
why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall
you are really fucking ugly and you die a lonely virgin you fat gay faggot
wow that was smooth as fuck
wow everyone on this website is so smooth
I love myself
450 notes, no one thought of mentioning who is the actor with such beautiful eyes?
Because everyone knows.
Only one man has candy apple green eyes.
the greenest green to ever green
I ship them with Benedicts eyes
And I ship them with these eyes
Green and blue, like the sky touching the grass
as one descends from heaven, to touch the earth
That was beautiful.
And our eyes, green and blue.
Like the sky reaching down to touch the grass,
Like Heaven descending to Earth.
And when they blend,
Like the salty, turquoise ocean,
Lapping the surface,
Thirsting for our love.
But we have to be careful, my dear,
Because in a certain lighting one might mistake our eyes for a dirty brown,
Or a dangerous, sinful black.
Oh no, you did NOT just do this!!!
she looks like she’s gonna kill the h8rz
Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom