What?

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

phoenixwrites:

I secretly wish that I will be in a situation where I will pull the pin of a grenade so I can use this line.

2srooky:

abunchofgrapes:

2srooky:

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

oed1pusrex:

westbor0baptistchurch:

bayofpigs:

westbor0baptistchurch:

im bored

you are really fucking ugly and you die a lonely virgin you fat gay faggot

wow that was smooth as fuck

wow everyone on this website is so smooth

condom:

I love myself

condom:

I love myself

waitinghopingliving:

a-soldiers-fallen-angel:

lil-lady-hiddleston:

bored-shootwall:

waitinghopingliving:

deans-cutie-pie:

theotheristhedoctor:

i-think-i-m-adorable:

songofages:

pulvis:

support-group-hazel:

trickysp8:

superwhohanni:

i-think-i-m-adorable:

450 notes, no one thought of mentioning who is the actor with such beautiful eyes?

Because everyone knows.

Only one man has candy apple green eyes.

the greenest green to ever green

fanfiction green

I ship them with Benedicts eyes

And I ship them with these eyes

Green and blue, like the sky touching the grass

as one descends from heaven, to touch the earth

That was beautiful.

I’m crying…

And our eyes, green and blue.

Like the sky reaching down to touch the grass,

Like Heaven descending to Earth.

And when they blend,

Like the salty, turquoise ocean,

Lapping the surface,

Thirsting for our love.

But we have to be careful, my dear,

Because in a certain lighting one might mistake our eyes for a dirty brown,

Or a dangerous, sinful black.

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Oh no, you did NOT just do this!!!

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Fuck EVERYTHING

corinaisprettycool:

she looks like she’s gonna kill the h8rz

legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom